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product updates
• New 12oz Mule (stevia), New 2oz Mule Concentrate and New 2oz Ketohol Concentrate are now available!
• Pina, Strawberry Spritz, Dr.Up & are in stock!
• 8oz Mule (sucralose) is available upon request. Text us!
• G&T is discontinued.
"All the benefits, none of the downsides.
"Biohackers are ditching the booze, but not the buzz.
"sensation & mental shift of drinking booze.
introducing ketohol™
alcohol reinvented
Hard Ketones offers a unique buzz without alcohol, THC, kratom, kava, or herbal elixirs. It features Patented Ketohol (R 1,3 butanediol). Originally researched for therapeutic use because it increases blood ketones, it was discarded because
"The Mice Were Stumbling"
Frank, the CEO, revived the molecule and thought people might want a healthier BUZZ, that suppresses appetite with
No Hangover!
Ethanol Alcohol vs Ketohol
alcohol is obsolete
Alcohol (ethanol) converts in the liver to a toxic by-product.
By contrast, Ketohol converts to ketones, a longevity molecule your body naturally produces after fasting or a keto diet.
Alcohol makes you more hungry. Ketohol makes ketones, an appetite suppressant. Consider skipping dinner!
Alcohol kicks you out of ketosis. Ketohol is truly ketogenic and will raise blood ketones 1-2mm per can. But this isn't just for keto people!
Alcohol Sucks
reconsider what you drink
Finally, after 7,000 years, science has found a way. Leave hangovers, drunchies, bad decisions and your alcohol related problems in the past with this patented* superior-to-alcohol alternative that rivals alcohol itself.
*Patent #US11760963B2
US Only
feel the buzz guarantee
We guarantee this product (USA only). If you don't like it, and some of you won't, we will take it back and pay return shipping too (we may ask you to send it to another customer since we may be sold out soon). Non US, shipping is too expensive to guarantee and return shipments never work. Sorry, we may stop international shipments because they cause 80% of our shipping problems.
the superior-to-alcohol alternative
real buzz. no booze.
PINA COLADA SELTZER
(Stevia)
15g Ketohol (12oz)
$74.95 12 pack ($6.25/can)
Subtly sweet & refreshing - a sip worthy experience. However, if you hate stevia you won't like this.
STRAWBERRY SPRITZ
(Stevia & Allulose)
15g Ketohol (12oz)
$74.95 12 pack (~$6.25/can)
The new favorite among our staff. Sweeter than the Pina Colada. This limited production won't last long.
GINGER MULE
(Now w/ Stevia)
17g Ketohol (12oz)
$79.95 12 pack (~$6.65/can)
Sweet with a subtle kick. Add a twist of lime to match the real thing.
If you don't like stevia, best to opt for the 8oz with Sucralose.
GINGER MULE CON.
(Stevia)
17g Ketohol (2oz)
$74.95 12 pack ($6.25/btl.)
Add to 12oz Seltzer.
Don't drink it straight–up.
The same recipe as our 12oz carbonated can, with less water and without the bubbles.
Non USA: Save on shipping and conveniently take them anywhere!
KETOHOL RAW CON.
(Unsweetened)
17g Ketohol (2oz)
$69.95 12 pack (~$5.80/btl.)
WARNING!: 100% NASTY.
Don't drink it straight–up.
Add a BUZZ to your mocktail.
Get inspired!:
Customers suggested recipes can be found here.
DR.(IT)UP
(Unsweetened)
17g Ketohol (8oz)
$74.95 12 pack ($6.25/can)
WARNING!: Guaranteed to taste NASTY if consumed straight.
We suggest you "Doctor It Up" (get it?). Some swear by grapefruit. Sucralose based concentrated flavors mask it best. Customers suggested recipes can be found here.
The questions everyone asks about:
Taste, value & Buzz
Please read these comments to see if Hard Ketones are right for you. They are an acquired taste and tends to work for most, but not all, e.g. ssris & kratom users
Don’t expect this to taste perfect - a lingering aftertaste, but quite frankly, I DID get a buzz
Did not feel any buzz, as advertised. [It doesn't work for SSRIs/kratom users] Tastes pretty bad but... did raise my ketone levels, though, and suppressed further cravings.
Real Buzz with No Booze Is No Lie! Sure, it's pricey but it's SO much better for you than alcohol
Yay!!!! Been wanting to stop alcohol because it is literally poison, don’t like THC anymore and this is great!!!! G and T tastes delicious as well!!! Problem solved, thank you!!!
A Healthier Path Forward. The ultimate solution for individuals seeking a break from alcohol.
This stuff worked great for me and the taste was honestly better than most adult beverages.
Improved Taste & Potency - Great alternative as a social lubricant rather than the toxicity from alcohol... FYI - in ketosis since July 2019
flavor is tolerable with a good amount of ice, however the effects felt really great!
Best alcohol alternative I've found - The taste is pretty good, when acquired. It's hard to explain, but one can does give me some sort of buzz... –>
... I've swapped a can for the 2 glasses of wine I used to drink per night. Again, not cheap, but I sleep MUCH better and still get that relaxed feeling.
alcohol vs Ketohol vs THC
comparison
alcohol:
metabolizes into a toxin called acetaldehyde
can have 150-400 calories
per cocktail
makes you hungry
disrupts sleep
makes you age faster
makes you hungover
.
is a known carcinogen linked to 7 types of cancer
leads to bad decisions
.
is highly addictive– Alters brain chemistry, leading to dependence and cravings
can trigger allergies in some causing a red-face and respiratory difficulty
is cheap
SUCKS
ketohol:
metabolizes into healthy ketones
.
has ~100 calories per
Hard Ketones can
suppresses appetite
improves sleep
promotes longevity
improves recovery
.
reduces oxidative stress (anti-inflammatory, antioxidant, etc.)
not so much
.
curbs cravings, even for itself, and can help with alcohol withdrawal
doesn’t flush skin and can improve respiratory function
.
~30% cheaper than THC drinks
is superior in every logical way
thc:
metabolites can remain in your system for weeks
is lower calorie itself, but
...
makes you hungry (Munchies)
can inhibit REM & wake up tired
potentially age faster
can have lingering fatigue,
brain fog & anxiety
can increase oxidative stress and potentially damage DNA
inhibits decision-making
(pizza or burger? Both!)
can be addictive for a 9-10% minority of users. Far better than alcohol
can cause dilated blood vessels, leading to red- face or “blood-shot” eyes
most expensive
provides a high vs a buzz
– To each his own
Ben Greenfield's Podcast
Much deeper dive
FAQ
It should not show up on a urine or breathalyzer, but please do not drive if impaired, you can still get a DUI, just like if you took THC. As for blood test, we had one report of a false positive. Consider asking/telling your employer that you would like to use this drink.
We cover this on HardKetones.com/taste blog post.
We find that 80% feel a buzz with 2. They describe it as a cross between a beer and THC, but without the sleepiness and food cravings. It may be best to start with 2 or 3 the first time to make sure you feel it. The other 20% seem to be because they use SSRIs, SNRIs or Kratom (doesn't work). Also some that have a super high alcohol tolerance, may not feel the buzz but should still feel the reduced desire to drink and help with withdrawal symptoms. Also those that hate the taste and are pissed off, that likely isn't a relaxing state to feel it. See taste adjustments above. Feel the Buzz, or it is Free. 100% Money Back Guarantee in the USA (except the Dr. Up, we don't refund that based on taste).
It may seem that way at first, but the value is there for most people once they understand it. Don't think of it as a 1 can vs 1 can comparison. Also we did also just increase the Ketohol by 40% with no price increase. We will have a blog post on this soon, you can see this video in the meantime that should cover it here.
shipping
Standard shipping is 3-5 business days. Expedited is 2 to 4 business days. Ie., a Thursday 3pm EST order will ship on Monday and arrive on Wednesday.
NOTICES:
• Not for athletic performance. This is more of a relaxing drink. Maybe post workout.
• Do not drive if impaired.
• Not for pregnant women and not recommended for people under 21.
• Does not work with SSRIs, SNRIs, or Kratom use. Sorry the buzz gets blocked.
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